Walmart Wars – Dude tries to throw a shopping cart at an employee and gets stuck in it.

He is supposedly stoned. Wouldn’t you almost have to be to even make this happen? Just call the cops and roll him outside. Or if the police station is close, just roll him down to them. Roll him right in the front door and save them the trip. In my wilder days 40 years ago…I might have tried some of whatever he had.

All you need now is some spay paint, glitter and a sharpie and you could enter him in the county fair.

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